JOKES
Autowala:Bus Stop k 20rs.
Santa:Saman b sath me hai.
Autowala:Saman Free hai.
Santa:okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.
CAR SE TAKRA KR KABUTAR
BEHOSH Hua
AADMI USE GHAR LE GAYA
PINGRE ME RAKHA
KABUTR KO HOSH AAYA OR BOLA-
Aila
JAIL
WO CAR WALA MAR GAYA KYA.
Tchr-Tum bde hoker kya kroge
Stu-Shadi
Tchr-Nhi, mera matlab h kya bnoge
Stu-Dulha.
Tchr-I mean bade hoker kya hasil kroge.
Stu-Dulhan ..
inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sar neeche kar ke faansi de do..
Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Santa:Brother & Sister
Inter:How?
Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.
teri dosti me diwane ho gaye
tuje apna banate banate begane ho gaye
pukar le 1 bar pyare se mere dost
'MURGE' ki aawaj sune jamane ho gayA
Santa:Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya,
Banta:Fir tumne kya kaha?
Santa:Maine kaha Google pe search krlo,
mil jaye to download kr lena.
Na Wakt H Itna Ki $ylabus Pura Kiya Jaye
Na Tarkib Koi K xam Pa$ Kiya Jye
Na Jane Kaun $a
Dard Diya H I$ Padhai Ne
Na Roya Jye
Na $oya Jye
EK KANJUS K GHAR ME AAG LAG GAYI WO GHAR KO NAHI BACHA SAKA PUCHO KYO? QKI WOH SAARI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALON KO MISED CALL MAR RHA THA.
SANTA-Agr Nariyal K Ped Par Chad Jau Toh Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jygi
BANTA- Fir Hath Chhod Dena Toh Medical College Ki b Dikhgi.
Exam k paawan mauke pr arz h-
Padhna-likhna tyaag de mitra
nakal se rakh aas,
Odh rajai soja beta
Rab krega pass.
parchi-wale baba ki JAI.
Agar ques paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to
1 gehri sans lo
zor se chillao
Kamino fail hi karna h,to exam kyu lete ho.
Chor ki chori me shor nahi hota,
har patang me dor nahi hota,
har gali me mod nahi hota,
aur hamse dosti karnewala bore nahi hota
Bhagvan Shankar & Parvati kabhi Computer Q nahi sikh paye?
Nahi malum?
Q ki har bar Ganpati mouse lekar bhag jate the.
Son-Papa aap ko yaad h ap ne kaha tha agr me pass ho gaya to ap muje 5000 denge?
Fathr-Haan yad h.
Son-mubark ho ap k 5000 bach gaye.
Nark me apne-apne papo k EXAM chal raha tha sab log apne-apne gunah ko papr me likh rahe the ki tabhi Apki awaz ISupplimentry please.
JUNGL me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah
Machr dani pehani
BANTA-Aisa Q
S-Jisme machr nai
gus Sakta usme goli kaise Gusegi.
Police inspector ke ghar me chori ho rahi thi.
Biwi: ghar me chori ho rahi he.
Inspector:mujhe sone de,mai iss waqt duty par nahi hu.
Beta: Daddy mujhe Baaja Dila Do
Santa: Nahi tum sab ko pareshan karoge
Beta: Nahi Daddy Kasam se Nahi, Jab sab so jayenge tab main bajaunga!
Master-Beta LIGHT Kaha se ati h?
Sardar kid-MAMA ji k ghar se.
Master-wo kaise
Sardar kid-Jab LIGHT jaati hai to papa kahete h,kaat di SAALO ne
Father-If u pass in exams
I'll gift you 1 cycle
son-If i fail?
F-I'll gift 100 cycles
son-Why?
F-Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di
RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai
Tere Dost ki Death ho gai hai
Tu Gaya Kyu Nai?
Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi
Sir-Tm Late Q.aaye Ho
Pappu-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe The
Sir-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe The Pr Tm Late Q.aye
Pappu-Mera 1 Juuta Mumy Or 2nd Papa K Pass T
Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he...
Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,School shuru karwa dia karo..!
Wo Kaun Si Ek Baat He
Jo Salo Pehle B Student Kahte The
Aaj B Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?
BAS YAR KAL SE PADHAI START KARENGE
Shayari
Apne sapano ko hakikat ki jamee dena
in pathrai aanko ko thodi si nami dena
dena karm ko dhan se adhik pradhaanta
dushto ko dena dand aur apno ki mitana agyaanta
Mushkilen dil k irade aazmayen gi
Nigahon se khuwabon k parde hataye gi
Gir kar kabhi himat na harna
Yehi thokren tumhain zindagi main chalna sikhayen gi
Baha k Aansoon mere woh
kehte hain
Faraz
Tumhari aankhoon mein paani
kitna haseen lagta hai.
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai.
Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..
Zindagi ke liye Jina Zaruri hai, Jine ke liye Armaan Jaruri Hai,
Dil mey Chahe Lakhon Gum ho, Fir Bhi Chehre pe MUSKAAN jaruri hai
ab kabhi koi gham sataye, koi baat dil ko na bhaye
Ankh sagar chalkaye, baat kar k dekhna humse, kia pata ek aansoo kam hojaye
Chupkay se ye chand ki roshni choo jaye apko, Dheeray se ye hawa choo jaye apko
Dilse jo chahtay ho maang lo Khuda se, Hum dua karte hain mil jaye wo apko
Mita de apni hasti gar kuch martaba chahta hai
Ke dana khak me milkar hi gule gulzaar hota hai
Muddai lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai
Wohi hota hai jo manjure khuda hota hai
Sarfroshi ki tammanna aaj mere dil me hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna bazu e qaatil me hai
Fanuus banker jiski hifazat hawa kare
Wo shama kya bujhe jise roshan khuda kare
Dhoondho toh milte hai pattar mein bhagwan
Chahao toh bana sakte ho aasmaan mein aashiyaan
Koshish karne pe toh har rah ho jati hai aasan
Aur har pal aage badhna pure karna dilke har armaan
Gum mein muskurana toh hai ek kala
Dard mein doob jane se na hua hai kisi ka bhala
Chahe aap dikhti ho koi bhi bala
Dil aapke bin bhi hai khushiyon mein dhala
thokar khakar gungunana zindagi hai
gum paakar muskurana zindagi hai
sukh ke saath jiye to kya jiye
gum bhulakar jashn manana zindagi hai
